Me and my IGA -Part 1*Beep! Beep! Beep!*Me and my IGA -Part 1 by ~ChibiBlu
???: Mom? Mooom? Where are you?
*Beep! Beep! Beep!*
???: Mom! The alarm clocks been going off for 15 minutes! Are you alright?
???'s Mom: Oh dear. Coming! *she enters the room* Sorry, Emil. I got distracted with work again.
Emil: How's that going anyway?
Emil's mom: Good. We've met our minimal quota 6 weeks in a row, so there won't be a shortage of groceries, and maybe I'll be able buy that new fuzzy pillow you want this weekend. I bet you'd like something more comfortable huh?
Emil: Yeah... Hey mom? do you mind opening the curtains? It's kinda dark in here.
Emil's Mom: Are you crazy, it's 89 degrees out there and the sunlight would beam right down on your face. You'd be golden brown in a minute. I guess I need to change the lightbulb, huh?
Customer: Hello? Anyone here?
Emil's Mom: Coming sir! I'll just be a minute! I'm sorry sweetie, you need anything before I go? ... I see your urine bag is almost full. And Yellow. I'm telling you you really need to cu